"Best latte I've ever had!"
"Best sushi in Sioux City. (And there isn't much to choose from) Rice is perfect, and the nigiri was excellent. No fancy rolls with twelve different things in them that you can't even taste."
"Beer awesome. Atmosphere awesome. Location is awesome. Perfect place to go after rafting on Clear Creek in the summer!"
"They have a lot of learning to do up here. Coneys were dry as heck. They are supposed to be soaked in chili! And they could spare a little more cheese too…"
"No free continental breakfast?! Lame."
"This pizza is like crack. Only better."