Caleb Hamilton

"The pizza here is disgusting." Little Caesars Hot-N-Nasty" as I like to call it. But I guess you can't expect much for $5."

"Get their white birthday cake with vanilla mousse. It's the best. Also, the pizza is wonderful. You'll want to invest in the Kirkland brand vanilla ice cream too"

"Beware of [Very Friendly] Dog."

"The sweet potato jacks are the only reason I stop here! Though the bar-b-que is good too."

"I hope you like spicy chicken because they don't give you a choice in the matter..."