"Food was decent, but service was abysmal."
"Best groomers around! My dog hates to leave."
"Best Home Depot for actual building materials. If you want plants and decorative stuff, go to San Ramon. This is the HD for gettin' work done."
"Ken is a dead ringer for Chris Farley. Also, a certified Loader. Nobody better at loading your stuff than Ken."
"Less expensive & they clean your windshield."
"Watch out for a bartender named Graham. His behavior toward women is criminal. He's pictured with that bottle of wild turkey that another foursquare user posted earlier in June of this year."