"Can't beat the manager specials here!"
"I'm pretty sure I don't want to wait 1.5 hours to get my oil changed ever again. Cost was pretty reasonable though."
"Dr. Leeks is extremely gentle and absolutely knows what he's doing--and this is from someone who's terrified of dentists!"
"This Kroger has the best sale items--if you are willing to dodge the dicey clientelle that sometimes lurk in the parking lot outside."
"Wings and ribs--way better than Fat Matt's --they actually smoke their meat. Killer trivia!"