"Slow and blasé service. The employees' attitudes make you feel like you're interrupting or annoying them by being there."
"It's a bit of an unspoken rule that this is a silent library. Great for individual work, but if you have a group project, it's best to be considerate and work elsewhere."
"Have a margarita! ...or two or three. El Jefe is the best!"
"It's not on-menu, but order the hot Apple Spider. PERFECT fall drink!"
"The Black & Tan is fabulous hot AND iced. Get a Hot Molly if you want a bit of kick to it!"