"If you want your own TV, wait for a booth."
"There's only one Silver Spring..."
"There's no Chipotle here."
"Hard to find, but once you're there, you're lost."
"This is a great fair with plenty to see and do to make a whole day out of. Beware the carnival food: it has a huge salt content to leave you thirsty to buy more and more drinks."
"You know, for Halloween."