"The amazing food trucks outside are a wonderful selection of good eats."
"Sir, we have no pizza here."
"Beds are like rock slabs: 2 twin beds pushed together. Take the duvet from one and use it as a thin mattress for the bed you sleep in. Makes your night somewhat tolerable."
"Great patio seating out back in the warm months. Good food."
"Slow service, average pizza, dirty interior. Could be a lot better."