Cameron Tripp

"No phones allowed in the waiting room, so be sure to bring a book - appointments are generally an hour behind schedule."

"Their barbecue sauce is the best. Also, try the loopwich."

"Eprints are located in O-commons and in the basement conference room of N."

"There is a color eprint in a little nook on the third floor. Take the door to the far left of the normal eprint and it's the first door on the left."

""It's so [ugly], I think I'm gonna die""

"Try the key lime pie!"