"Try the popcorn yogurt! Also join the rewards program for free stuff."
"So after 4 hours of having my car they can't even diagnose the problem. I just shoulda taken it to the dealership to start with!!!!"
"1-25 cent slots. Only take $20 in with you, otherwise you'll be broke."
"Their breakfast sandwiches are the best. Fresh eggs cracked right in front of you!"
"Use speedy rewards card for free gas!"
"This is the 3rd time in a row they didn't have vermouth! Dammit"