"Bring a hoodie! There is a 90% chance you will be cold!"
"The only building on campus that freezes you to death one day then melts you the next."
"If the ATM seems down they may just be filling it. A lot of times it's easier to ask if it's being filled and if so go back outside and wait. B/C the tellers see crazy slow."
"This is a wonderful place to worship God!"
"Beware of the crazy fast moving guy behind the counter! Ps. His name is Matty Ice!"
"The pug that lives here is the coolest!"