"This is what hell looks like"
"A terrible place to make a few masterpieces at"
"Rad selection of good and local drafts, lotta space for bands. Owned by the bartender. Caters to soccer fans. Check it out, support local."
"I'm so fucking hi and I hate this places gut"
"Vomit with joy. People as dirty as their seafood. O'Brians was way too busy so I came here and had fun conversation with weirdos. It's a family here, fun to people watch"
"This is a place where hunger and unhappiness goes to die..."