"Bathroom - solo occupant, toilet condoms, auto flusher & auto sink."
"The bathrooms have the toilet condoms. Very nice."
"Don't piss off the cowboy. It would be bad."
"They have 50¢ cans of soda!"
"They have big pretzels!"
"If you have visible tattoos, don't even bother applying. They'll hire you, then enact policies to make you want to leave."