"This Starbucks has standardization problems. Inconsistent frapp recipes and a sometimes tired and mistake-prone staff wouldn't ruin the experience if corporate paid more attention here."
"Linemen have a tendency to park aircraft a little too close. Watch them carefully."
"You can't pay at the pump. A pain in the rear if you're in a hurry. Go to Shell across the street instead."
"Not the best trained baristas. Made my coffee frap with Carmel and took way too long to take my non-confusing order"