Cara Dzuricky

"Really crowded on Saturday morning."

"One time we came in and a crackhead was freaking out and knocking stuff over. It was pandemonium. We ran into the guy alone. Red eyes. Hyperventilating."

"It's nasty and they don't wash their dishes."

"Bingo night is on Thursday! Come join our residents for a rootin tootin good time. Our shuffle ball courts are always open!"