"Apparently you need a reservation to get timely service. Also the "made to order" donuts weren't even warm. I've had better, fresher donuts at the Beloit Farmers Market."
"The Cancun frittata is spicy & delicious!"
"Bert-style lemon drops will kick you in the ass. Don't forget to decorate a dollar for the wall!"
"The toasted ravioli is delicious!"
"Megan the bartender (in the leopard print tie) makes a mean pomegranate martini. So good!"