"The seasonal ice cream flavors here are my reason for living."
""Clean" plates they put out are still covered in food and grime, food is only okay, and to top it off, my friend's phone was stolen by another patron... Worst Golden Corral I've been. Dirty & sketchy!"
"Great food with huge portions, but watch out; they charge for tap water."
"Bob needs to chill the fuck out"
"Hands-down the best falafel I've ever eaten."