"I found the oysters to be subpar at best. And how can you be an oyster bar with only one oyster option?"
"Cherry cokes and coney's are outstanding!"
"The key lime pie's excellence was superseded only by Jodi's service!"
"This place is just fabulous. Great pedicures!"
"Unending stash of crazy. :-P"
"Favorite place to eat in D.C. Best. Oysters. Ever. The strawberry basil lemonade is outstanding as well."