"Make as much noise as possible on the balcony, but beware of the noise police from the building across. He'll tell you to take the noise inside. 👎"
"Nelson's a lovely waiter! Very friendly and great service :)"
"When the daycare children are present, say hi to them. Scaring them works too ;)"
"Keep the karaoke's wireless mic on its dock charger when it's not in use, or else we can't sing Boyz II Men."
"Mayra is great! So entertaining!"
"Pet the dog at your own risk."