"Try the box sushi! Fresh Salmon box and Crunchy Roll, you can't go wrong!"
"Sit in the middle room and enjoy the view - DC Skyline and planes flying in/out of National Airport!"
"Definitely don't get the fried ice or pas thai"
"Heed the warnings! Stay away! The people who work here should be ashamed they serve such poor quality food!"
"Keep an eye out for the long-necked reptilian creature living on the second floor!"