"Soho margaritas worth the extra dollar on top of the house margaritas!"
"Salad roll wrappers are super cheap here! Great for a warm summer dinner idea!"
"Whoa frozen yogurts are only 50 cents instead of $1!!!!!"
"Don't use your phone while at the gas station -_-"
"Please donate to the japanese earthquake; volunteers are at both entrances with donation boxes."
"The bean sprouts are always SUPER fresh, unlike before!"