"No matter what, get the maduros with your meal. The arroz amarillo con pollo is amazing!"
"Be warned -- if you pay by card, they'll ask how much of a tip you want to leave so they can have it printed on the receipt instead of leaving the tip line blank for you. Kinda puts the pressure on..."
"Go check yourself out in the full length bathroom mirror. Go on, girls (and boys) strut your stuff!"
"Don't forget...Starbucks is in the gift shop!"