"The staff here is less than friendly. Guess the one in QFC next door will get my business."
"Nakedness happens here."
"This may be the nastiest ON on the planet. It is FILTHY. I don't mean holiday chaos, I mean dust, dirt and garbage all over. The T's I was looking at were stained! WTF?"
"This "Starbucks" sucks. You're better off going to the one across the parking lot."