Carson Medina

"Ave 9 is the best and most dangerous way to get from 41 to 99 and vice versa."

"Don't wear your favorite white tuxedo when going to the dog park, I made that mistake and ruined my top hat."

"Andy hooked it up with free coke."

"Try the first room down the hall on the right! It provides the best pounding in town! Hahaha"