"Mauricio is the best trainer you will ever have!"
"Papadum, tandoori biryani, it's all good!"
"What a great place. Food is divine. Service is first class."
"Pardon the pun... Signs not TOO clear..."
"Signage not to clear bizarre arrows pointing every which way... Easy to confuse. Rental car facility is far away and requires a shuttle bus trip. Make sure you have extra time."
"Get the "who's your daddy sampler". You will not be disappointed."