"Everything about this place is AMAZING."
"The coconut mojito is one of the best drinks I've ever had. No exaggeration. Also, try the jerk chicken pasta! It will not disappoint."
"Dream Sicle is on point. It's Banana Banshee, Piña Colada, and 190 Octane plus an extra shot!"
"The chicken carbonara is DELICIOUS. Also, the dulce de leche caramel cheesecake is the bomb!"
"Best bloody Mary's in town"
"Wear hiking boots, you'll be crossing over water quite often. Bring appropriate hiking gear and protection, there are bears in the area."