"Watch out for Shirley! She's obviously NOT having a good morning."
"Brad Ross and Lindsay were the best part of the Holiday Circus!!! BAM!"
"Malik is the BEST guy for a facial! Always an awesome experience!"
"Fucking horrible service. Half the people working there were outside or giving free shit to their friends. Horrible."
"You better enjoy watching Jeopardy... And bring ice cream!"
"Dress warmly! But if you get cold, there's a Snuggie for ya!"