"TERRIBLE espresso. Their baristas clearly know nothing about hot to properly make a beverage. Plus their smallest size is 16oz! Huge! And it only comes with a single shot. Sick"
"If you're a student, show your ID to get a discount!"
"Refills are only $.99! Drink up!"
"This place is too expensive! Go to Buenas Vidas on L St"
"Watch out for the Icelandic kid and the guard dogs!"
"Their red sauce is THE BEST!!"