"They charge 10 cents extra per gallon for gas if you use a credit card."
"Pump 7 still has the handle kickstand thingy so you Wong have to hold it down the whole time."
"Biscuits and gravy are a better option than toast for sure."
"Try the purple water cocktail"
"Open lines at the ends are always the shortest. Nobody ever sees them."
"The ice tea and chicken lemongrass vermicelli is da bomb!"