"There is a cafeteria on the second floor."
"Street parking only, so don't drive here if there is a Cubs game."
"Discreetly booze on the beach with wine juice boxes."
"Buy an annual membership and get discounted rates on all of the services (massage, facial, laser, waxing, etc.)"
"Super fun, sexy bartenders and phenomenal chef! Any day, any time!"
"BYOC! If ur wondering what it means, ask James."