"The B(.)(.)bie man lurkes here be careful!"
"Ask for Jana she's the best bartender this side of the Mississippi and parts of Kentucky!"
"Watch out for that Sheep humping Lou Griener in these parts!"
"Look for Will Tubbs he can fix anything."
"Home of the best Handyman in AZ just ask for Will Tubbs and tell him Cavin sent you."
"Visit Will Boy's Ranch if you need any fence built, welding, or dirt work done."