"If you don't like Skol vodka, this is not your kind if place."
"Don't try the buffalo marsala. Shoe leather would have been better, and I'm not sure what interpretation of marsala they used, because that wasn't like anything I've ever had (not good...)."
"Love this place but don't order any of the side salads. Even at just a couple bucks the portions are unacceptably small."
"Watch out for the army of squirrels in the backyard!"