"If getting to go, call ahead. Otherwise you'll wait awhile."
"Lots of free beer. Bottled water. Awesome early 1990s movies."
"To find where to hang your towell, watch season 1, episode 1 of "You're Welcome, Baby" on YouTube."
"Free wifi. Several seasons of seinfeld on DVD."
"To get here from Russian Hill, walk down to Van Ness and catch 47/49 to Market. Then, get on the 6. The 6 smells like urine and is drizzled in graffiti, but what a ride!"