"Acacia rooms, upstairs are the best"
"The truffle pizza is the bomb!"
"Pass the terrace b'fast. Better places to grab brekky. Try Vulcan lane 2 blocks for cool places and good coffee"
"You can buy better but you won't pay more than here. Emergencies only!"
"3 words: really f#&cking good!"
"There's a bacon and egg roll not on the menu (cyclists only)"