"Avoid the burger bouncer!"
"Holy shit this is the best selection of microbrews I've seen in Washington yet!"
"The pizza version of chipotle"
"The Brisket Street Tacos will keep you lean at Señor Bean"
"If someone says "On your left" they are clearly going to pass you on your LEFT using their superior speed. Do not move left..."
"Dare I say...Best Porkchop in Dallas. Order Medium."