"Finally, the burrito joint Edmonton has always deserved."
"I was going to say the food is like poop, but that would be unfair to poop, which is usually less stale."
"The guy at the till claps his hands like a blackjack dealer after most transactions. I always look forward to seeing it."
"Busking polka duo on Thursday mornings will melt your face off with their chops. My favourite!"
"Unlikely breakfast stop = no lines in the morning. Recommend the two eggs + spinach wrap."
"The roast beef sub can't be missed! Just kidding, you know exactly what to expect..."