"Best blended drinks in town... better than Starbucks!! *gasp*"
"Boots and blue jeans encouraged!"
"Friendly service, great deals, and good looking staff!"
"Brad and Chad are nice, intelligent, and ridiculously good looking. Ladies, please bring baked goods and be prepared to surrender your telephone numbers."
"Cheap, decent rooms conveniently located off the interstate... but you should probably keep your socks on..."