"Have you sent out your holiday cards yet? Check out my awesome creepy Santa cards over on the card rack, only $4 each!"
"Order a dynamite roll...they're amazing. Also, they give you these great little ice cream wedges after your dinner that are delicious"
"Be sure to sit on the couch and play "grab the dog's tail"...it's the best game"
"Little known fact, Athens is totally BYOB!"
"Not a fan of meat? Try their black bean burger, because it's just as amazing as everything else here."