Chad Nicholson

"By the time you leave this place you will consider walking down to the pier, looking at the ocean, and throwing yourself into it."

"Let's face it: you're not here for quality food. Stuff your face, drunkie. You know you love it!"

"Use the stairwell in the center of the building. It's no secret, but nearly no one uses it."

"If the taste of coffee makes you cringe, but you love sugar, try anything on the menu!"

"Try the STD's. They're free and cum in variety packs."

"Go to bed before 9 o clock!"