"A great place to take a dump."
"Get off your phone and eat some spicy butt-hurt food."
"This girl has the best butt I've ever seen!"
"Has to be the worst Hy-Vee in Sioux Falls. They never have what I'm looking for."
"Anything from the menu will do."
"Watch out for the guy that lives there... he's too dreamy to be true."