"Best fries in Rice Lake."
"Monique is an idiot. Don't shop at Walmart."
"While unsanitary, the horse tranquilizer needle make a great DIY piercing needle."
"The French fries taste like waffles. Get the mozzarella sticks, they are by far the best mozzarella sticks in town."
"The burrito wraps have whey in them and the rice contains chicken. Thought I would look out for the vegans out there."