"Best happy hour in town!"
"I just want to special order. For some reason the staff looked at me like I asked them to do calculus. Is it because I'm black or because beautiful?"
"Burgers good but the FF were ice cold and service is slow"
"If you want to have fun DON'T COME HERE"
"This place is EXTRA WACK. they lie so bad to get u in here. Open bar my ass. And the DJ is so lame"
"I'm so hungry. If you see me come say hi!"