"Stefan, a co-owner of the lounge taste testing a new addition to our bar!"
"OMG-OMG. Jennifer Lawrence was here last night drinking the Donut Vodka. #FANBOYINGOUT. I ordered a Donut Vodka, and it REALLY does taste like a doughnut!"
"DECISIONS, but I want it all, so I get it all, I wanna eat the whole cake - I'm not sharin', I'M not sharin', you shoulda learned how to bake. You shoulda learned bitches love cake!"
"You can order anything for the right price. Ask Matt the owner for an Angus Burger from McDonald's and he delivers - but there's a 200 percent mark up. :-/ 20 bucks for a burger....sheesh."
"Met this sweet thang at The Puzzle Basement the other night. Took her home. #safetyfirst"
"After being temporarily shut down - thanks Amanda Bynes - The Puzzle Basement is back & better than ever! New velvet couches and new shatter proof glasses. Try the Lemon Lohan or the Ask Ashley."