"A cover charge..... for a house? dotdotdot...."
"Ashley is a great server, ask for her when you come!"
"Charging me a quarter to shop at the place wouldn't be so bad if people still carried quarters. Welcome to the year 1998 Aldis customers!"
"the tortilla soup is excellent!"
"love how fast the bartenders are. if i stayed at loading zone, i'd still be waiting."
"careful about ordering grilled veggies, they never seem to have them made even when almost no one is there."