"Absolutely terrible service and rude staff! Food is bad as well! Meat was dry and chewy. I can safely say I am never coming back!"
"George Akkad is the best stylist here!"
"I mean it wasn't busy so it wasn't like bar staff didn't have time to wipe tables!"
"Nice looking pub but tables were all sticky and wet and no-one attempted to clean them and it wasn't busy. Also glasses and utensils were grubby."
"Make sure you pop in on a Sunday for one of Karl's scrummy roast dinners!"