"This'll become a mad fobby place sprinkled with some yellow fever geeks, but what do I know about Asians. Get the steamed pork soup buns and don't ask for tea. It's a dollar for a cup of that shit."
"upstairs for showering, downstairs for shikkin. the bathroom downstairs IS shit."
"put on a certain frank ocean track, and kelvucleamtur will croon in LSP's voice. sit back with Garfield and enjoy the show"
"dang, my regular was the smaller than small LOL"