"Decent beer selection that seems to be expanding. Owners are super helpful."
"Come for the services, stay for the sleep."
"The best spherical tank-like mobile subterranean fortress that Krang and Dimension X have to offer."
"Because it's a training store, the service OS through the roof!"
"Come for the drinks...stay for Willow's beard cleaning."
"Handmade chips and salsa made to order, and Monster Angus prime burgers. Barista's is the real deal."