Edward Bernard

"The food was old and dried up, the rice was crunchy, ice cream was freezer burnt and the scooper sits in an unsanitary bucket."

"They always manage to screw my order up in one way or another. Pay attention before I come thru that window and choke somebody!"

"In case you were wondering, this is a Miguel Cotto, NOT a Floyd Mayweather race track."

"feel free to connect with nature. drop your pants and take a dump where you stand."

"explain how i spent $40 on four drinks and i'm not even close to drunk....."

"Fucking idiots don't know the difference between sausage, egg & cheese and a sausage biscuit. Twice this week they've fucked my order up and lost out on money. This McDonald's sucks so much dick."