"Get a large fish sandwich and see if you can eat your way down to the bottom bun."
"Old school candy like Razzles and Big League Chew here!"
"I don't think the employees know how to say "hello" and "have a nice day.""
"The best way to get back onto Campbell's Run is going behind the Sheetz and waiting at the red light"
"For tire issues, visit here. General automotive service centers will try to make you buy new tires when it isn't necessary. Had a quick (and free) tire patch done here. Thank you!"
"Beware of the "Local Meat Thief"."