"Be prepared for a super long wait at checkout..."
"Onion rings and Portuguese beer. Do it!"
"Don't put your room keycard in the same pocket as your cellphone - it'll interfere with the card's magnetic strip and it'll stop working."
"Your all-in-one shipping, art supply, printing services, p.o. box, Internet access, gift shop site!"
"Surprisingly large beer and liquor selection."
"There's no on-site office or staff so be prepared to make a telephone call for anything you need. Very cozy and clean."