"Don't ever come here expecting an actual solution to your problem. By design, the least helpful retail outlet on earth."
"I know it sounds weird, but try Docs grilled peanut butter sandwich. It is heaven on bread."
"Ahhhh... detoxifying mud wrap. It just doesn't get better than this. Carmen is fantastic!"
"Great gifts and they wrap them, too! Love it :)"
"There is a chicken here. Seriously."